#91-94 for Tea Time in L.A. #36 - TOPIC: BtVS #20-21 "What's
Rhetorical verse for Tea Time in
L.A. #36- (Talking about Buffy as Shakespeare
would have. <g>)
Posted by: forensicpopouri - May 02, 2002, 6:09
NOTE: If you watch "What's
My Line?" (BtVS episodes #20-21 - Season 2 ep
this sonnet sequence may make a heck of a
lot more sense. <smile>
(but smaller) NOTE: The insane idea of
putting Buffy thoughts
inShakespearean sonnet form . . . is
based on the even more insane idea
you might want to give it a
For a "sonnetized"
explanation of why this is not
insane <g> . . . you might read
previous Bronze threads WHY I POST IN
if that challenge seems like an interesting one to
you, look for TEA TIME in L.A.
7:00 PM BRONZE TIME daily . . . which is
truly strange. <g> But it
might save the world. <ewg> In any
case, you can brag about being able to write
better than fill-in-the-blank.
TEA TIME SONNETS
wrote 154 sonnets . . . why not you?
verse in Shakespearean sonnet
SNORE-MAL - RE: "What's My Line
(1&2)" Episodes 20-21 of
"I WANT A NORMAL LIFE," Buf says once
ENTIRE 4-SONNET SEQUENCE. . .
NOTE: TO KEEP THE
SONNETS FROM SCROLLING INTO OBLIVION <g> . .
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forensicpopouri - May 02, 2002, 6:18
sonnets are #91-94 /154
FOR MORE INFO: See
today's Tea Time
1 of 4 (sonnet sequence) NORMAL SNORE-MAL
- (about BtVS episodes 20-21 "What's My
forensicpopouri - May 02, 2002, 6:14
TEA TIME SONNETS
Rhetorical verse in
SNORE-MAL - RE: "What's My Line?"
(1) "I WANT A
NORMAL LIFE," Buf says once more.
Dor'thy Hammill was a childhood
And S.M.G. herself sought fame
So all this "normal"
bullsh*t makes me scream.
hero is stale story line
assumed to make us
with those who by some
quirk of fate outshine
normal range of life, and so defy . .
. . . the "normal rules" of what a
life "should" be.
BUT WRITERS are "elitist"
Combined . . . their words define
for "normal folks" . . . who
never got "the call" . . .
. . . from
God . . . or daddy's friend . . . or pure dumb
to have a life, Good Lord, that
2 of 4 (sonnet sequence) NORMAL SNORE-MAL
forensicpopouri - May 02, 2002, 6:13
(2) SOME LINES OF
SLAYER KENDRA near the end
two-parter put a theme in light.
slayer with no family or friend
with boys . . . SHE FRAMES THE SLAYER'S
"YOU TALK LIKE SLAYING IS A JOB.
. . . IT'S NOT.
IT'S WHO YOU ARE." Then
says she learned that from
ol' B. herself. . . .
Good Lord, what bloody rot!
constructive praise, but Buffy's
dumb . . .
. . . about her
purpose -- else why all the
about "a normal life" and
She pines for life where S.A.T.'s
parameters of choice. . . . Oh, how she
dreads . . .
. . . her life of purpose . . .
gifted her by fate.
Her stupid whining's
what I truly
3 of 4 (sonnet sequence) NORMAL SNORE-MAL
forensicpopouri - May 02, 2002, 6:12
(3) THAT ENDS MY
WHINY RANT, now let's have FUN.
fun? The thing we used to have
watching Buffy . . . why we used to
to turn on W.B. and use the lav . .
. . . before the fun got rolling
LIKE Oz's Willow
talk of "monkey pants"
monkeys mocking hippos with no
A smile that wipes out all my thoughts
WHAT'S THAT? I feel that
France . . . and law enforcement
INSPIRING ME to risk the deep
of all pro-Supernat'ral lawyer
folks . . .
. . . and slip that sonnet
owed to her RIGHT HERE.
I have on
monkey pants. What can I fear?
4 of 4 (sonnet sequence) NORMAL SNORE-MAL
forensicpopouri - May 02, 2002, 6:11
(4) LET'S MAKE
THIS CLEAR . . . if I praised her too
POETIC LAW requires that we be wed.
SO, FIRST OF ALL, we must protect
from such a fate . . . AND SO
I MUST INSTEAD . . .
. . . HIGHLIGHT HER
FLAWS. What else is there to do? <ewg>
LONG PAUSE as I think of something wrong.
libel I'll avoid, or she might sue.)
. . SURELY THERE MUST BE a Friar's song . .
. . . that can be sung about 5-4 law
in general that will avoid all
Delightful monkey mocked ad
I search in vain for negatives
through haze . . .
. . . of my profound
respect for all I know
about this Super gal. . .
P. LAW!!!! Oh NO!!!!!
is a "feature" of
which 4th sonnet